My sister tells me yesterday that she, my cousin and my nephews went to the mall, (my cousin also posted it on her facebook) when my 4 year old nephew says "Mom, my butt is wet. I think it's because I farted." Bwahahahaha. Super funny. Suffice it to say, he had a wet fart, you know the kind. Anyways, he says later "I farted then water came out." My sister said that they couldn't stop laughing in Sears. Not really the place I'd consider optimal for the wet fart conversation.