The Lone Long Chin Hair

So today, I'm at work and heading towards the elevator in my building when I get stopped by this guy asking me if I knew what floor HBM was on. As he comes closer, I see this loooooong ass hair protruding from under his chin. At first I'm thinking, I need to get my eyes checked. Then he comes closer and I can't help but stare. It was a lone hair coming out of the bottom of his chin that was probably a foot long (I shit you not!) I just checked a ruler to make sure. So he's asking me some questions and I totally spaz out and keep staring at the hair and I don't answer him. I must have said "Huh?" or "What?" because I think he repeated the question. I kept thinking to myself...holy shit, holy shit, that is the longest lone chin hair I've ever seen in my life! I just told the guy, "Oh, I dunno" and forced myself to stop staring at the chin hair and booked it to the elevator. Then I'm cracking up to myself in the elevator because that guy must have thought I was retarded and because the phrase, "Not by the foot-long, lone hair of my chinny chin chin".