I don't know how or why this amazing revelation came to me, but they totally are. Go with me on this one.
Let's start with the McDonalds Hamburger Guy. Ladies, if your man is like a McDonald's Hamburger, put it back where you got it! Let's face it, McDonald's Hamburgers are not horrible, but they are kind of dry. They don't have any special sauce - only ketchup, mustard and a pickle. They are lacking at least one major component that makes a burger great - cheese. And really, these burgers are only fulfilling for children. This burger is like a dry, boring, guy that has nothing special about them that cannot be involved in a fulfilling relationship because he can only relate to children.
Then you have men who are like a McDonalds McDouble. They have a little extra meat. They have one cheese but are lacking enough to make them truly great. Again, no special sauce but at least they appeal to adults...cheap ass adults. McDonald's McDouble Guy is again, kinda dry, less boring than McDonald's Hamburger Guy, has some substance but not enough to be in a great relationship and he appeals to cheap women (of which I know many of you are not).
The Filet-o-Fish Guy, is a little different. I mean, it's not really a burger, but there are men that correlate well with the Filet-o-Fish. It doesn't really fit in and people only eat it on the Fridays of Lent that they can't have meat. It leaves a weird taste in your mouth and makes people kind of avoid talking to you face to face. It comes with sauce, but it's kind of tart. The Filet-o-Fish guy doesn't really fit in with most people and he is only good for a certain time period and then after they leave a kind of stale taste in your mouth. They're different, dry on the inside and tarty and acerbic on the out. All in all, not bad, but not good either.
Then we get the Big Mac. I mean this burger has it all. Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, multiple patties all stacked up into this one God of a burger. The Burger King Whopper is also akin to the Big Mac. These burgers have all the meat you want and veggies too. 2 for 1 bonus! The Big Mac Guy (BMG), truly is the ultimate in men. He is stacked - literally. He has many flavors, all of which are delicious. This man can, and will fulfill your needs. He tastes and smells good, and has a multi-faceted personality. Lucky you to have a BMG. Lose the dry burgers ladies, get a Big Mac, hunker down and enjoy it for all its worth.
I got my own BMG, mine has a little bit of jalapenos in it - just enough to make him spicy but not too much that I get burned. Mmmm mmmm good!
Let's start with the McDonalds Hamburger Guy. Ladies, if your man is like a McDonald's Hamburger, put it back where you got it! Let's face it, McDonald's Hamburgers are not horrible, but they are kind of dry. They don't have any special sauce - only ketchup, mustard and a pickle. They are lacking at least one major component that makes a burger great - cheese. And really, these burgers are only fulfilling for children. This burger is like a dry, boring, guy that has nothing special about them that cannot be involved in a fulfilling relationship because he can only relate to children.
Then you have men who are like a McDonalds McDouble. They have a little extra meat. They have one cheese but are lacking enough to make them truly great. Again, no special sauce but at least they appeal to adults...cheap ass adults. McDonald's McDouble Guy is again, kinda dry, less boring than McDonald's Hamburger Guy, has some substance but not enough to be in a great relationship and he appeals to cheap women (of which I know many of you are not).
The Filet-o-Fish Guy, is a little different. I mean, it's not really a burger, but there are men that correlate well with the Filet-o-Fish. It doesn't really fit in and people only eat it on the Fridays of Lent that they can't have meat. It leaves a weird taste in your mouth and makes people kind of avoid talking to you face to face. It comes with sauce, but it's kind of tart. The Filet-o-Fish guy doesn't really fit in with most people and he is only good for a certain time period and then after they leave a kind of stale taste in your mouth. They're different, dry on the inside and tarty and acerbic on the out. All in all, not bad, but not good either.
Then we get the Big Mac. I mean this burger has it all. Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, multiple patties all stacked up into this one God of a burger. The Burger King Whopper is also akin to the Big Mac. These burgers have all the meat you want and veggies too. 2 for 1 bonus! The Big Mac Guy (BMG), truly is the ultimate in men. He is stacked - literally. He has many flavors, all of which are delicious. This man can, and will fulfill your needs. He tastes and smells good, and has a multi-faceted personality. Lucky you to have a BMG. Lose the dry burgers ladies, get a Big Mac, hunker down and enjoy it for all its worth.
I got my own BMG, mine has a little bit of jalapenos in it - just enough to make him spicy but not too much that I get burned. Mmmm mmmm good!
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