Seriously, Nyquil is way better than marijuana. I had a major cold for the past week but this past Saturday, I swear I almost hacked a lung so I finally decided to turn to some medication. I asked my sister to go to the store and get me some cough medicine and she came back with Nyquil. Whatever. I don't think I've ever taken Nyquil before, and I don't like to take medication in general, but believe me, if you could have heard me, I definitely needed it. First, I read the dosage requirements and then the warning in small print says "Do not exceed more than 4 doses in a 24 period, as taking more than 4 doses could severely damage your liver." WTF? Why would they sell you this stuff if it causes liver damage? Helloooooo FDA. Shouldn't this shit be regulated or something. I mean jeez, any Tom, Dick or Harry could buy this off the shelf and you don't even have to be 21 years old!
I digress. So after weighing the pros and cons of potential liver damage (since I already drink too much alcohol as it is anyway) and coughing up my left lung, I decided to take one 15 ml dose. That shit was like a miracle. My chest felt better within the hour and the coughing was reduced to almost nothingness. I could still feel the congestion in my chest but it wasn't as irritating as it had been previously. Then, I lwent to lay down on my bed to do some reading and BAM, I was out like a light. I crashed for like 3 hours straight. Now why is it better than Marijuana...well, first it stopped my coughing, not made me cough more. 2nd, I didn't feel like eating a whole cow the whole time I was on Nyquil. 3rd, when I woke up from my Nyquil induced sleep, I didn't feel all in a daze like how one feels after sleeping from smoking weed (or so I've heard).
Damn, I'm hardcore...Nyquil is my drug of choice. Lol. I was just talking to my neighbor about drugs (cause he's a bus driver and he sees a lot of tweekers on his route). I was thinking, why, why do drugs like cocaine or crystal meth? Shit, I don't want to stay up for 3 days at a time and have no desire to eat. Eating and sleeping are in the top 3 things I like to do list. I get little enough sleep as it is, so I cherish my sleepy time. Stupid tweekers, eat a burger and catch some zzzz's. Gotta be better than picking at the scabs on your skin and pulling the hair out of your eyebrows! Just say no to drugs...unless it's Nyquil and you are hacking a lung.
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