okay, I found this after I found the Cock Coozy. A Willie Warmer...really? A Willie Warmer. Do these people have literally nothing else to do with their time. Now this one, I really have to give you the description for:
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Au natural crocheted "Willie Warmer". Makes a fun and unusual gift....can actually be worn. Because.....there is nothing worse than a cold willie. I decided to do a line in more natural colors....pubes included. There are more "au natual" Willie Warmers to come.
Fits average size male....if you'd like specifics please convo me. I also make an "extra large" size Willie Warmer.
I can make these in any combination of colors, stripes...black/yellow, black/turquoise (as shown in photo), black/red, black/white. Multi colored, solid colors....the sky is the limit.Convo me and we'll discuss the possibilities."
I think I laughed harder and harder as I read each line. "pubes included" almost killed me. She has a line? A freakin' line of willie warmers. Are there that many people out there with cold ding-dings? What happened to say...long johns. Is your boto the sole appendage sticking out that you need something specific to keep it warm? I know, I know, I'm beating a dead horse here...but I can't help myself. Makes me feel better about myself I guess. Yes, there is someone out there more demented than me, and she's an entrepeneur.
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