That's right...I said it, cock coozy. Found this wonderful item on...you guessed it, etsy.com. I'm telling you the sell some of the best (and worst) shit I've ever seen on. Lemme fill you in on the description.
"Description
Wrap your favorite toy in warmth. This rainbow Cock Coozy measures 6 and 1/2 inches long and stretches to fit width (within reason). It's the perfect size for the standard vibrator and works best with plastic, glass, and wooden toys. It's a bit tougher to glide onto rubber toys.
Please contact me with any questions.
Hand wash cold with mild soap. Lay flat to dry.
Put a cover on your lover!"
I swear to God that I didn't make up this description. That was actually the description of the item. I totally swear. Not even i can make up something that fricken funny.
This is good for wood vibrators? Who the hell is using a wood vibrator? Imagine that then having to go the hospital and explain to the doctor how you got splinters in your ching? LMFAO.
Love, love, love etsy.com. Cock coozies definitely improve my mood.
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