Don't Put Your Shit Undies in the Car

Oh my God, I totally forgot about this story that K (the K from the previous story) told us about another one of our co-workers. The guy he's talking about is an older, japanese guy. Little bit skebe but overall a cool guy. (Skebe = pervyish. Consider this your pidgin' lesson for today). We'll just call him Skebs for the sake of this story. So K tells us that a while ago, Skebs went to the bathroom and when he came back, he blurts out to K. "I made doodoo in my pants so I took off my underwear and put it in my car." Ok...that is LMFAO. I was like, why in the hell would he TELL you that he did that? S was cracking up because he was like, why the hell is he keeping the damn doo doo bvd's. Just throw the damn thing away. I asked if it was alot of doo doo and K's response "I don't fricken know, after he told me that, I didn't ask him to see it! But, I don't think it was alot because he came back to work after."



On a different note, I seem to write alot about, doo doo and botos (penis'). I think doots conversations are funny and I'm obsessed with boto. I mean, I am JUST a woman afterall but penis is awesome. I often like to ask my female friends what they would do if they had a penis. I know the first thing I would do is pee standing up. I would start off with a toilet but I know that I'd have to pee on a tree and for sure and then spell my name in pee. I'd kind of want to swing it around a bit, kinda like I would twirl a rope/string in my hand or something. Then, I would probably like to whack some guy in the face or poke them in the eye with my boto. Lol. Don't ask me why, it just seems like it would be fun.