Friends With Benefits

This weekend sure was hectic. Worked on Friday night, 2 parties on Saturday and then worked again on Sunday. It felt like I didn't have any time for myself. On Saturday, went to my friend's kid's birthday party during lunch-ish and then in the evening, got to gether with some old gecko-mates (people I used to work with at GEICO). That was awesome since we don't always have a chance to get together and I really missed them! Seriously, I must have the most awesome friends in the world. They are so damn funny.

Let's take my friend K. We were sitting around the table and talking and somehow, K's dating life comes up. He says that he's been "seeing" this girl for a little while. When grilled further by the girls about the seriousness of this relationship, he admits to the fact that this girl is not his "girlfriend", she is a girl he sees about once a week that he engages in sexual activities with. Basically, they're FTF'ers. Then K goes on to tell us, that he met her one night when he was all drunk at a bar and that is how they hooked up. He proceeds to say that he didn't even know her name the first 3 times they went out! I was like, shut the hell up. He said that he was serious and that he had tried calling her voicemail to see if he could figure out her name but her voicemail didn't have her name on it. He even made a friend of his call her and ask for "Mary." When the girl responded that it was the wrong number, his friend said, "Oh, who's this?" but then the girl hung up. On the 3rd or 4th time they hung out, he got her wasted and waited until she passed out and then looked at her ID in her wallet. I asked him what was wrong with her that he didn't want to settle down with her. His answer was, "She has fake boobs! I can't settle down with a girl that has fake boobs. That is a sign of someone that is too materialistic." I'm sure he didn't think they were too materalistic when they were bouncing around in his face! He finished that conversation with "I hope she dumps me soon." :sigh: Boys. You boys seriously do let your weiner do too much of the thinking for you sometime.

All in all, it was a great weekend, the only thing that could have made it better was an extra day off.