Blogspot...sounds dirty

Kind of like G spot. So this is where one would come for a blorgasm (blog+orgasm). My very first blog spot post and already I'm talking about blorgasms. Such is my life.

As this is the first blog spot blog for me, for any future readers, let me tell you a little something about myself. I'm 34 years old and I feel like I've really lived my life. I've been able to travel to some very beautiful places in this world and hopefully will be seeing more of it (as soon as I can save some dough. Going off on a tangent now - but why the hell is it so difficult to save money? It's like water slipping through my hands...sigh.) I am currently child-challenged and I plan to keep it that way for a while at least. I can hear you all saying that the bio clock is ticking and you may be right...tick tock bitches because I'm not ready to bring a child into this crazy world quite yet. Don't get me wrong, I love kids but currently, I'm fine with being an Aunty and not a Mommy.

I come from an awesome family and have even more awesome friends. My life is truly blessed (and me saying that is heavy praise for the big man or boss lady up there - i don't discriminate - since the only worshiping I do is at St. Mattress every Sunday).

I love reading romance novels and watching UFC fights. My favorite TV channels are Disney, A & E, Food Network, USA, MTV and History Channel. I'm a tomboy girly girl that loves tattoos and pedicures. I smoke cigarettes but hate the smell of it on other people. I have a weakness for dark beer and cute Mexicans. I'm a loud introvert.

Oh, and I've also realized that I don't have quite the aversion I used to have for spicy food. For many years I feared the spice because of heartburn...which turned out not to be heartburn but gall stone attacks. With the removal of my gall bladder in May, I am now exploring the heat and loving it. Buffalo wings with ranch dressing is my new favorite food with beer. Yes, I said favorite food with beer because I can't just have one favorite food so I categorize my favorite foods depending on the situation. Food...you are my weakness!!

And the randomness beings...