Is this man not the largest filipino you ever saw? Damn, damn, damn...that is a whoooole lot of man. Yes, this man is part filipino. You never thought they made filipino guys that big huh? Me neither so imagine my shock that Batista, a man I found quite...large and in charge, was filipino.
Ok, for those of you what are wrestling retarded, the displayed specimen this week is Batista from WWE wrestling. His real name is David Michael Bautista, Jr. He is 39 years old and is a former World Heavyweight Champion in the WWE.
You know, imagine if his man-package is as big as the rest of him. Holy smokes, that would be like the anaconda from the move Anaconda. You could curl up with his man package at the end of a long day and it would rub your head. Uggh, totally gross visual.
I know, some of you are going to give me shit about this weeks man candy but you know what, I don't give an anaconda's ass, cause this is my blog and I think he's grrrrowl. And, he looks like he could actually lift my fat ass up. :)
Oh and last but not least, if you do not have a body even somewhat close to the man pictured above, do not EVER, EVER, EVER wear a speedo. Don't even think about wearing a speedo. There you go, your lesson for today.
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