Fave Beer: Amber Bock

Oh, Amber Bock, it was only 5 or so years ago that we met and it was love at first taste. I remember my first taste of it. We were seated on some shitty bar chair at Magoo's on a hot Friday night drinking Bud Light. Magoo's was our favorite Friday night hangout. $5 pitchers of Bud Light, awesome pizza and french fries. A mixture of all ages in probably the diviest bar in town. (I actually saw a skinny guy fall because the legs of his chair just bent and broke off, that's how high class the furniture is, can you imagine the rest?) They probably had the most craptacular bathrooms that would flood so bad it would leak out of the bathroom and onto the bar floor where people were sitting of course. You'd think with a description like that, I'd hate Magoo's but it was probably my favorite dive bar/pizza parlor.

It was in this pristine setting that we were sitting at a table next to these two guys that were drinking a pitcher of dark beer. Me, being the completely anti-social type said "Excuse me, excuse me" while waving my hand in the air. "What are you drinking? Is it good? How much is it?" One of the guys said, "It's Amber Bock. It's awesome and it's only $6.00. Would you like to try some." I said "Shoots!" Who am I to turn down free beer?

After the first taste, it was all over. The beer was so smooth and yummy as it hit my tongue and slid down my throat. Who ever would have thought that a dark beer would taste so smooth, so bitter free. Love I tell you, it was love at first taste.

On another side note, one of those guys that was sitting there was pretty attractive - tall, white and handsome. He had a steady job at the bank. He had good hygiene and was dressed good enough - not too ghetto but not gay fabulous - the happy in between medium. The best part of all, he had the balls to ask my friend, I'm not gonna say her name...DEBRA...for her number and if she'd like to go out. She gave him her number and then completely gave him the shaft after that. He seemed like a good catch and she was just way too much of a panty to take a chance.

Today's lessons: Amber Bock is the bomb diggity and when a cute boy asks you for your number and to go out - don't be a fricken' scared panty - go out on at least one damn date or you'll be kicking yourself in the ass later.