If you don't know what NHO is, it is a Nipple Hard On. I have this one co-worker and his nips are perpetually hard. He always wears these fast dry microfiber type Nike golf shirts. The damn things are so thin that we can always tell he's cold or excited. I'm not the only one that noticed the nips, everyone is always asking him, "What brah, you cold?" I'm going to buy him some breast pads so he can tape them over his nipples. The damn things are distracting I tell you.
Since we're on the topic of man nips, I had a friend in college and he had a 3rd nipple. Totally freaky. We used to call him triple nipple. I would always introduce, "This is my friend E, he has 3 nipples. You like see?" He kind of hated that, but then again, those people never forgot E of the 3 nipples.
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