You get wipes?

I just found out that N may not be joining the party because she has these anxiety attacks and so she doesn't want to be stuck on the plane with nowhere to go and flip out. I personally would be highly entertained by her wiggin' out on the plane...makes me sound like a horrible friend but you know what, it would be super funny after the fact. She's only 33 years old and she's like a damn walking medical problem. She has the anxiety and then sometimes she has hard time breathing and then there was that one time she had this ringing in her ear. It was a constant ring so she tried that ear candling thing and then she felt like her ear was stuck, so she had to go to the doctor. It just so happens the doctor had like a nurse's aide in her office that N thought was hot and surpriiiise, he was the one who had to assist her. He made her hang her head over the sink so he could rinse her ears out and lo' and behold, what came out, some pieces of black waxy looking crap. Yeah, ear candling, sounds mental now yeah?!

Come to think of it, N also went to the doctor one time thinking that she only had to go for blood test and when the cute guy handed her the gown she was like, what the hell is this? He said, uh, you have a gynecology appointment. She was like, oh shit, can I go home and take a shower first and he said, I don't think you have time. So then she asked him, oh, you guys have wipes or something I can use before my appointment. Hello, why don't you put a big sign on your forehead that says "I have stink ching ching".

She isn't the smoothest operator, but even after all that, he did go out with her a couple of times until she started avoiding his kisses and was yucked out by him. SHE was yucked out by HIM and she was the one that wanted the wipes. Go figure.