I went to my friend's kid's soccer game yesterday...I am totally NOT soccer mom material. First of all, it was hot as fricken hell and then, there were so damn much kiddy family stuff. Man, can't even smoke a cigarette in peace. I'm sure the plethora of tattoos I possess makes me seem like a sideshow freak...just the way I like it.
There was this one lady that was acting like...super mom. She was about 40 and had about 3 or 4 kids and she was NOT wearing a bra. Her tits were flapping around like flipper on crack. C'mon lady, how can you not feel those things slapping your sides and stomach. The only boobs that should be allowed unfettered in public should be ones that were made by Dupont.
Remember, Flipper was cute but flipper tits are not.
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